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Audition Central: Fame The Musical JR.
Script: Grace (Lambchops) Lamb
SIDE 1
Hey Lambchops& Goody, this is the drummer I told you about!
But she s a girl.
Yeah. You got a problem with that?
No, no, I like girls. It s just I get nervous when they got sticks in their hands.
Knock it off, guys. If we re gonna be a band, we gotta get along.
(MR. SHEINKOPF enters and starts to cross.)
Excuse me, Mr. Sheinkopf. We d like to work together in Freshman Ensemble.
Percussion, trumpet, violin? What kind of music would you play?
New wave&
Funk&
Classic rock&
Maybe a little disco.
We re starting a band.
Oy, it s going to be a long year.
SIDE 2
All right, class, let s come to order.
(The STUDENTS take their seats except LAMBCHOPS, who continues yakking.)
Well, Grace, since you re already up, let s hear your summary of Death of a Salesman.
(taking chewing gum out of her mouth and sticking it behind her ear)
So, Willy Loman he s a traveling salesman and he s havin a nervous breakdown. I guess what he s sellin ain t sellin ! See, he had these big dreams for his two sons, Biff and Happy. But, trust me, nobody s happy in this play. Oh, yeah, he croaks at the end. It was real sad. No really. It drained my eyeballs.
Not bad, Grace. A little rough around the edges.