Audition Central: The Music Man JR.
Script: Maud Dunlop
MAUD
Professor, her kind of woman doesn't belong on any committee. Of course I shouldn't tell you this but she advocates dirty books.
HAROLD
Dirty books?
ALMA
Chaucer!
ETHEL
Raballaise!
EULALIE
Bal-zac!
MAUD
And the worst thing - of course I shouldn't tell you this but&
ALMA
I'll tell.
ETHEL
The man lived on my street! Let me tell!
EULALIE
Stop! I'll tell. She made brazen overtures to a man who never had a friend in this town till she came here - old Miser Madison.
HAROLD
(Puzzled) Miser Madison? Madison Gymnasium, Madison Picnic Park, Madison Hospital - that miser Madison?
MAUD
Exactly. Who'd he think he was anyway?
HAROLD
Well I should say! Showoff! Gave the town the library too, didn't he?
ETHEL
That's just it. When he died he left the library building to the city&
MAUD
But he left all the books to her!
EULALIE
She was seen going and coming from his place.
ALMA
Oh yes. Oh yes.
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