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The MTI team will be unavailable from 12 noon on Friday 22nd May due to our Junior Theatre Festival in Birmingham. The office will be closed on Monday 25th for the Bank Holiday. Normal office operations will resume at 9am on Tuesday 26th May.

Audition Central: The Music Man JR.

Script: Ethel Toffelmier

MAUD

Professor, her kind of woman doesn't belong on any committee. Of course I shouldn't tell you this but she advocates dirty books.
 

HAROLD

Dirty books?
 

ALMA

Chaucer!
 

ETHEL

Raballaise!
 

EULALIE

Bal-zac!
 

MAUD

And the worst thing - of course I shouldn't tell you this but&
 

ALMA

I'll tell.
 

ETHEL

The man lived on my street! Let me tell!
 

EULALIE

Stop! I'll tell. She made brazen overtures to a man who never had a friend in this town till she came here - old Miser Madison.
 

HAROLD

(Puzzled)
Miser Madison? Madison Gymnasium, Madison Picnic Park, Madison Hospital - that miser Madison?

MAUD

Exactly. Who'd he think he was anyway?

HAROLD

Well I should say! Showoff! Gave the town the library too, didn't he?

ETHEL

That's just it. When he died he left the library building to the city&

MAUD

But he left all the books to her!

EULALIE

She was seen going and coming from his place.

ALMA

Oh yes. Oh yes.

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