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Script
Audition Central: Disney's My Son Pinocchio JR.
Script: Maria
(in disbelief)
You make children?!
Not just any children.
(lowering his voice to a whisper)
Perfect children. We used to have them the old fashioned way, but it was too unpredictable.
People had boys when they wanted girls.
Children would misbehave. Break things.
(pointedly)
Sometimes, they would even run away.
(MARIA and BERNARDO gasp!)
This way, there is nothing left to chance!
(calling)
Junior!
(JUNIOR flips some switches.)
Ready to go! We just need the last two inputs.
(BUONRAGAZZO turns to MARIA and BERNARDO.)
Okay. Have you made your final decision?
We ve really agonized. But... we were thinking blonde.
Blonde, molto stupendo. And eyes?
(clasping MARIA s hands)
Blue.
Benissimo! A classic combination. One blue-eyed blonde coming right up.