Our staff will be unavailable from 11am on Friday 17th May until 9am on Tuesday 21st May, spreading the joy of jazz hands and spirit fingers at our Junior Theatre Festival in Birmingham. Our office will remain open, however, to accept deliveries of returned materials.
Script
Audition Central: Honk! JR.
Script: The Cat
CAT
Hello, Ducky!UGLY
Who are you?CAT
I'm your friend.UGLY
I haven't got any friends. Everyone hates me because I'm ugly.CAT
Oh they are too, too, too-too cruel. I think you look delicious.UGLY
What did you say?CAT
I said poultry can be so malicious. Look at them guzzling all that bread.UGLY
It's supposed to be really nice, it's French.CAT
Mmm. A l'orange. Do you mean to say that they didn't let you have any?UGLY
Not a crumb.CAT
Well that settles it then. Lunch is in...on me.UGLY
Do you mean it? You really are a friend.CAT
Of course I am. Now, just follow me.UGLY
I'd better tell my mother.CAT
Oh no, you mustn't.UGLY
I really think I should.CAT
Listen. We won't be gone for long. What harm can it do? And you're hungry aren't you?UGLY
Yes, I am.CAT
Well that makes two of us.UGLY
Well...if you're sure.CAT
I'm quite sure.