Script

Audition Central: Legally Blonde JR.

Script: Admission Officers

SIDE 1

WINTHROP

So, Harvard Law grants acceptance to Adam Cohen and Sundeep Padamadan.

LOWELL

Outstanding

WINTHROP

And now "Ms. Elle Woods."

(confused)

...who was kind enough to send in... a headshot.

PFORZHEIMER

It says here she has a 4.0 average.

WINTHROP

Yes, in fashion merchandising.

LOWELL

And she got a 175 on her LSATS...

PFORZHEIMER

There's also a letter of recommendation from Oprah Winfrey.

WINTHROP

I'm not arguing Ms. Woods is entirely unqualified, but she didn't bother sending in a personal essay...