Script
Audition Central: Disney's Sleeping Beauty KIDS
Script: Chorus Of Goons
(The FAIRIES transform themselves into peasant women. MERRYWEATHER resists. ALL exit with the bassinet. Sixteen years pass. The scene shifts to the Forbidden Mountain. MALEFICENT, hysterical with anger, enters followed by her GOONS.)
(The GOONS stare blankly, then, light bulb.)
MALEFICENT
Aaaarrrrggghhh!!! It's incredible! I've been after the Princess for sixteen years. Sixteen years and not a trace of her! Are you sure you've searched everywhere?FUMPFEL
Why yes, Your Disgrace.PEST
We've searched mountains...BLATHER
And forests...STENCH
And every cradle for the last sixteen years!MALEFICENT
You've searched every cradle?FUMPFEL
Yep!PEST
Every cradle!MALEFICENT
Did it occur to any of you that after sixteen years, the baby might grow up?(The GOONS stare blankly, then, light bulb.)
GOONS
Hey, she's right!MALEFICENT
Of course I'm right, you nincompoops!