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Script
Audition Central: Honk! JR.
Script: The Turkey
SIDE 1
TURKEY
Now, in a moment you will be presented to Her Grace, the most distinguished Duck on the lake. She was once paired with a Mandarin. And you will notice she has a red band of cloth round her leg...(GRACE enters as School Principal.)
...that is the greatest distinction a duck can enjoy. It means that she is looked up to by both men and animals.
SIDE 2
(We pick up on a conversation between MAUREEN and HENRIETTA, and TURKEY as the rest of the poultry return from the croissant expedition.)MAUREEN
It's Ida I feel sorry for. How she managed to lay the egg I'll never know.HENRIETTA
Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.TURKEY
Gobble, gobble...(Pointing at UGLY.)
I wouldn't use that to stuff a duvet with!
IDA
(Overhearing)Talking of stuffing, I don't suppose you will be quite so full of yourself come Thanksgiving!
TURKEY
Ooh, I hate that word.