Script
Audition Central: Dear Edwina JR.
Script: Billy Vanderploonk
CORDELL
(On a walkie-talkie)
Vanderploonk 1, we need an usher report, do you copy?
BILLY
(Also on a walkie-talkie)
What about that guy over there, he's smiling and applauding.
BECKY
No, that's my cheerleading coach.
BILLY
(Still on their walkie-talkies)
Vanderploonk 1, we've got some box office overflow. Can you tell me what we've got left to rectify the situation?
CORDELL
Vanderploonk 2, we're looking at two more lawn chairs, a deck chair, an inflatable tire and a sit and spin.
BILLY
Bring it on out, Vanderploonk 1.
CORDELL
That's a copy.
BILLY
Bring it on out, Vanderploonk 1.
CORDELL
That's a copy.
BILLY
That's a copy on your copy.