Audition Central: Dear Edwina JR.

Script: Scott

SCOTT
As a courtesy to the performers, we ask that no flash photography be used...

BILLY
But keep that video camera rollin', Grandma!

SCOTT
And now, here's that advice giver extraordinaire...able to solve problems of all shapes, sizes and subjects, and undisputed queen of my heart...

EDWINA
(Yelling from backstage.)
SCOTT!!!

SCOTT
Sorry! Here she comes, now, our own beautiful, wonderful DEAR EDWINA!