Audition Central: Dear Edwina JR.

Script: Becky

BECKY
(Cheering)
My name is Becky  Nice to meet you! I have a lot of friends from Kalamazoo!

CHEERLEADERS
Woo!

EDWINA
Thank you, Becky! Now, where were we?

BECKY
(Cheering)
Hey, all you people from the Advice-A-Palooza Festival! When it comes to good advice Edwina is the best-ov-all!

CHEERLEADERS
Wooooo!

EDWINA
OK then&

BECKY
(Cheering)
Hey, Kalamazoo! Whaddaya think? Are you gonna pick us, or do we stink? Wooo!!!!

(Impressed with herself.)
How good was that?

EDWINA
Let's move on shall we?

BECKY
(Proudly)
I made it up myself!