Full Synopsis

Full Synopsis


The entire show takes place atop a bridge overlooking the New York City skyline.

We first meet Harry Berlin, a rather down and out fellow, who is putting the finishing touches on his suicide note. As he tries to find a place to tack it up and readies himself to jump, Milt Manville, a rather well dressed Wall Street broker, enters and notices Harry. It seems that the two of them know each other from fifteen years ago when they were classmates at Polyarts U. ("Reunion"). Harry climbs down from the railing and listens as Milt recalls those college days at Polyarts when winning the big football game was much more important to him than academics. ("Polyarts U") Though Milt was the big football star, Harry was "the Dostoyevsky of Polyarts U" - completely immersed in Greek studies and poetry.

Nevertheless, time has passed and neither of the men has seen each other. Milt has married Ellen - a wonderful woman - and is living in the suburbs and playing eighteen holes of golf every weekend. Harry, on the other hand, is at the end of the line. Life for Harry is so bad that sometimes in the middle of the day or night, without a warning, his whole body becomes paralyzed, and he can't move a muscle. Just at that moment, Harry stiffens like a board and topples forward. Fortunately, Milt catches him. Does this happen often? Has Harry seen a doctor, a specialist? Harry is convinced that it is simply because he has lost the will to live. He also loses his sight and hearing.

Once more, Harry tries to jump off the bridge, but Milt stops him. He asks Harry to stop and think about just why he has fallen so far when he had so much. Milt, on the other hand, had nothing and achieved a lot. Harry objects to Milt's observation and says that in actuality his life has been just horrible ever since he was a child. The two compare notes and try to see just who had the rougher childhood and who came the furthest - they both had pretty rotten lives. ("Paradise")

Yes, they both had a hard time of it, but Milt is convinced that it's no reason to give up. All Harry needs to say is "yes" to life and "yes" to love. It appears that Harry has said "yes" to women - twenty-eight times to be exact. But that wasn't love. Milt is convinced that if Harry could just find love then his problems would be over. Love is all around them - it's everywhere! Just give it a chance! ("Carnival Ride")

Harry ponders it for a moment, and just as he is having another spell (losing his sight and hearing), thinks about love and he feels as if his body is like a phoenix rising from the ashes. Yes, love might just be the answer! It is for Milt - who is more in love today than on the day he got married; unfortunately, his wife won't give him a divorce. He shows Harry a picture of his love, Linda - a woman who works with him. Out of desperation, Milt asks Harry to fall in love with his wife, Ellen, so that she'll want a divorce. Harry thinks the whole idea is crazy. What's even crazier is that Milt confesses that the reason he's come to the bridge is to meet Ellen, so he can throw her into he river. He's going crazy! It's either him or her! Milt tries to throw himself off the bridge, but Harry stops him. Harry promises to at least meet Ellen.

Ellen, a rather attractive woman in a mink coat, enters. Harry hides off in the corner while Milt tries to see if he can interest her in Harry. Before Ellen meets anyone, she wants to talk with Milt! It seems he didn't come home until one-eighteen last night, and she knows he wasn't stuck at the office with clients. Out of a wooden case, she pulls a window shade where a chart is drawn which shows the sharp decline in their sexual activity over the past five years of their marriage. They used to do it twice a day - now not at all! She doesn't want a divorce. She wants sex - now! ("The Chart")

Milt brings Harry out to meet Ellen, and exits - taking the chart with him. While looking out at the early night sky, Harry notices the first evening star, and he tells Ellen to make a wish. She wishes that she were a lesbian - then she wouldn't need men at all. She, too, had a terrible childhood. Harry listens to her, but just like with Milt, claims that his childhood was even worse than hers. ("Paradise II")

Ellen talks some more with Harry and asks if he is afraid of her. It seems that her wit, power of analysis, photographic, memory, etc. all make men feel threatened by her. She tells him to ask her a question - and he does. "How many states did Al Smith win in the election of 1928?" She answers him by not only knowing the number of states, but also knowing which ones. As Harry prepares to go, Ellen begs him to stay. She didn't ask to be so smart - it just happened. Plus, there is more to her than just being brilliant. She also wants to be a loving wife. ("I Believe In Marriage")

She, too, is at the end of her rope. Out of her coat, she pulls a knife, which she is going to use on Milt for she knows he is seeing another woman. Instead, she raises the knife to her chest, but Harry stops her, but in the process, she tries to kill him. She is simply out of her mind! Harry has her look out at the river to see how warm and inviting it appears. He, too, wants to end it all. He's a "dead man" Ellen asks him "What about love?" The hope for it is inside all of us. She takes his hand and puts it on her breast, and asks if he can feel the desire. He suddenly feels it. Yes, he feels it! She tells him to sing, and they both do - realizing that they have now found something more by finding each other. ("Somebody") Harry and Ellen dance together quite romantically, and after a bit of difficulty, Harry confesses to Ellen that he loves her.

Harry can't believe that he is in love. Ellen, not quite sure if this love is real, wants to find a way where the two can test their love. Acting on an impulse, Harry stomps on her foot, and promptly asks her if she still loves him. Walking to him with a pronounced limp, she confesses that she indeed does love him still. Ellen then punches Harry in the stomach to test his love for her, and finds that he does he loves her till the end of time. They continue to test each other. Harry rips her dress. Ellen undoes his belt so his pants fall to the ground. Harry even takes her mink coat and throws it over the bridge railing. She still agrees that she loves him. However, Ellen decides that the ultimate proof of his love would be if Harry jumped off the bridge. He prepares to jump. ("Yes, Yes, I Love You")

Suddenly, Milt runs on and tries to stop him. Ellen tells Milt that Harry and she are actually in love. At first, Milt is upset that his friend would "steal" his wife behind his back. Ellen steps in and asks Milt to understand, and eventually he does. ("Finale - Act I") Harry and Ellen run off together. Mission accomplished! Now, Milt pulls out a picture of Linda and joyously runs off to find her.


Ellen is discovered leaning on a lamppost in a world-weary pose. Smoking a cigarette, she sits down on a bench to read. Suddenly, Milt, who has been lying on the other side of the bench, pops up. It has been a year since they've seen each other when she ran off with Harry. Is she happy? For his benefit, she fakes that the last year has been great. ("What A Life") She's Harry's wife and everything appears to be great! The same is true for Milt - or so it seems. Linda has brought out an erotic side in him that he never knew existed. Finally, he breaks down and confesses that he's depressed because Linda has not turned out to be what he thought. She's put on forty pounds in six months and is even growing a mustache. Eventually, Milt breaks down and begins to sob. What's worse is that he didn't even get the chance to end the marriage. Linda walked out on him.

Milt suddenly confesses that in actuality he has fallen in love again. Ellen laughs at this hysterically; however, Milt simply pulls out a picture of his new love and proceeds to tell of his undying devotion. ("Lady") He finally shows the picture to Ellen - it's a picture of her! After spinning her around madly in his arms, she ultimately becomes putty until she catches herself and tells him that it is too late. She is Harry's wife now, and there is nothing more that they can do! Milt presses her to admit that she really "loves" Harry, but she can't say it. In actuality, Harry is driving her crazy. She often thinks about what it would be like if Harry stopped being. ("If Harry Weren't Here") Finally, Milt and Ellen end up in each other's arms and are kissing passionately. What can they do now with Harry in the picture? But if Harry were to kill himself that would be okay, wouldn't it. It wouldn't be murder since he tried to kill himself one year ago. It was Milt who stopped him. Milt and Ellen hide as they hear Harry entering talking to his little paper bag he wears over his head and uses as sort of a security blanket. Harry talks to the bag, and tells it that it's time he stands on his own and faced the world without anything standing in the way. However, just as he is about to throw the bag away, he puts it over his head once again. ("My Brown Paper Hat")

While Harry wanders around with the bag on and off his head, Milt and Ellen appear in disguise and look for a way to push him off the bridge. Ellen would rather just put Harry into a sanitarium; however, Milt thinks that their "suicide" plan would be the best of all. Unfortunately, just as Milt rushes to push Harry off the bridge, Harry steps aside and Milt goes over himself. Neither Harry nor Ellen sees this. Harry was looking in the other direction and Ellen had her eyes closed so she never saw what happened.

Ellen and Harry talk for a while. Harry confesses that he actually wanted to come to the place where they met one year ago. Ellen has made Harry so happy; unfortunately, Ellen tells him she isn't in love with him any more. She tells him that it would be best if they end it now. Harry starts having a spell again and can't hear her. She eventually screams that she loves Milt and Harry freezes. Suddenly, Milt appears - soaking wet. He's ready to throw the catatonic Harry into the river and wants some help from Ellen. If she really loves him, she'll do it. Yes, she loves him and as she tells him so! ("Yes, Yes, I Love You") She accidentally pushes Milt off the bridge once again.

Harry comes out of his spell, and notices that Milt is drowning in the river below. He and Ellen make sure that he's safe in a rowboat, and then resume their conversation. Ellen is determined to show Harry in as logical a fashion as possible that the two of them don't belong together. She takes a small paper roll out of her bag on which she has drawn a graph of their four months of marriage depicting the sexual encounters they have had. Unfortunately, their isn't even a line on the graph depicting their sexual encounters. That's how bad things have been. No "normal" husband would have acted this way. Ellen concludes that the only real person Harry is in love with is Milt. Harry is quite confused as he ponders the situation, but concludes after some prompting from Ellen that "yes" he does love Milt. ("Do I Love Him?") He suddenly stops once again - this time more determined than ever to have Ellen realize that he is in love with her.

Sopping, Milt re-enters once again. Harry tells him that he's deeply in love with Ellen. Milt tells Harry that maybe they better let her decide. She chooses Milt, but Harry says he won't let her go. Ellen tells him that she does not want him in any way. She finds him utterly obnoxious and repulsive. Harry threatens to kill himself and swings around like a monkey on the cables of the bridge. Ellen and Milt kiss, and as Harry tries to get their attention, he inadvertently steps off the bridge and falls. ("Harry's Resolution") Poor Harry! He had so much promise. In fact, Ellen and Milt decide to have a baby and name it after Harry. They walk off asking each other just how much they love each other.

Harry re-enters soaking wet and spots his brown paper bag that he proceeds to throw over the railing. He's ready now to start over on his own and survive. Milt and Ellen, too, enter one last time to say that maybe marriage won't be berries and cream; however, they are ready to give it a try. For in whatever shape it comes, they all believe in love. ("I Believe In Marriage" - Reprise)