How can it be raining? Didn't the Gazette predict fair?
 

Sure did, Ewart, that's why we all prepared for a storm.
 

The Gazette is acc'r't most a'the time and you know it, Jacey.
 

You wouldn't last very long in the bankin business bein' accur't most a'the time.

(A verbal free-for-all is under way)
 

Will you members of the School Board stop bicker'n in public?
 

All in the world that I said was -
 

(Hastily)
Never mind!