Script

Audition Central: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang JR.

Script: Miss Phillips

POTTS

Excuse me?


MISS PHILLIPS

There are no vacancies. Goodbye.

POTTS

But, I've invented a sweet, so if you would please inform Lord Scrumptious-

MISS PHILLIPS

Appointments are scheduled on the third Monday of every month. You're welcome to schedule an appointment to schedule an appointment, but not until next Thursday when appointments for appointments are scheduled.

POTTS

How on earth does anything get done around here?

MISS PHILLIPS

By appointment.