Script

Audition Central: Legally Blonde JR.

Script: Featured Ensemble

GAELEN

Shut up! Elle? Shut up! Warner? Shut up! Engaged? Omigod!

SALESWOMAN

(evil)

Oh, blondes make commission so easy.

(The SALESWOMAN rips a sale tag off a dress and swoops down on ELLE.)

(sunny)

Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in; it's perfect for a blonde.

ELLE

Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk?

SALESWOMAN

Uh huh.

ELLE

But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk. It'll pucker. And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue.