Script
Audition Central: Hairspray JR.
Script: Amber Von Tussle
SIDE
AMBER
Well, well, well, Tracy Tugboat, you finally found a title you could win: Miss Detention!
LINK
Knock it off, Amber.
TRACY
Amber Von Tussle, you have acne of the soul.
(#17 SCATTER DODGEBALL begins.)
GYM TEACHER
Students... Commence!
(And with a shrill whistle the game begins. Everything moves in slow motion. AMBER gets the ball and throws it at TRACY.)
AMBER
Eat dodgeball, Tracy!
(AMBER viciously snaps the ball right into TRACY s head. TRACY crumples to the ground, knocked out. A whistle blows. Back to regular time.)
GYM TEACHER
Game over.
(The school bell rings.)
Class dismissed!
(The GIRLS and GYM TEACHER exit.)
AMBER
Poor Tracy. So tragic, I forgot to cry. Are you coming, Link?
LINK
Amber, that wasn t necessary.
AMBER
I said, are you coming, Link?
LINK
In a minute.
AMBER
I ll be waiting.