Script

SIDE 1

JAFAR

My liege, the final three princely suitors are here, and wait the word to woo.

JASMINE

But I don't want to be wooed!

IAGO

Woo woooo!

JAFAR

Might sultan, if your daughter fails to marry a suitable suitor by tomorrow night, by law, she must marry the Royal Vizier.

SULTAN

Who?

JASMINE

You?!

IAGO

Wooo woooo!

JAFAR

It's true!

JASMINE

Eeuuuuuuuu!!

JAFAR

Sorry, Princess, I don't make the laws, I merely work here.

JASMINE

I'd rather gargle with live grasshoppers than marry that wicked old snake! I hate this stupid old palace!
(JASMINE runs out.)

SULTAN

Jasmine, wait!
(The SULTAN runs out after JASMINE.)

JAFAR

I must have that throne by any means, and there's one sure-fire way to get it.

IAGO

The lamp, boss?

JAFAR

The lamp! Once I have it, the world will be mine! Hurry, to the Cave of Wonders!
 

SIDE 2
(The SULTAN sits on his throne, attended by JAFAR and IAGO. JASMINE enters, raging at JAFAR.)

JASMINE

You have no right to throw that poor beggar boy in the royal dungeon!

SULTAN

Jafar, what's going on here?

JAFAR

Well, it seems a common street thug kidnapped your daughter in the marketplace. Luckily, my private guards saved her from certain death.

JASMINE

He didn't kidnap me, Father - he saved my life.

JAFAR

Details, details.

JASMINE

(to JAFAR)
I demand you free him immediately!

JAFAR

I'm afraid it's too late. The street rat is... no more.

JASMINE

(distraught)
No!!! How could you??

SULTAN

But Jasmine, why were you out in the marketplace when you know the ancient law forbids it?!?

JASMINE

Those stupid old laws took away an innocent young man's life! And I really, really liked him, Daddy!

JAFAR

Speaking of stupid old laws, you have ten seconds left to choose a prince, otherwise you'll have to marry me in 9, 8, 7...

JASMINE

Daddy, please, do something--

IAGO

6,5, squawk!

SULTAN

But the ancient law is the ancient law is, well, the ancient law--

JAFAR

4,3,2--