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Oh, this is the life! No stupid cats to take care of and all that money will one day be mind... mine!

(sniffs)
A-a-a-choo! Oh, no. It can't be!

(The ARISTOCATS enter and run up to EDGAR.)
 

Meow! Meow!
 

(offstage)
Edgar! Is that Duchess and the Kittens I hear?

 

 

(to himself)
I've got to keep Madame from seeing the cats!

(thinking quickly, to ARISTOCATS)
Oh my, you Kittens are very dirty. A-a-a-choo! You want to get cleaned up before you see Madame. Please, step into this... this cat wash!

 

 

 

 

Meow?

(The ARISTOCATS enter the Cat Wash.)

 

 

 

 

Very good... right this way... oh, you do need a bath... and now...

(TOULOUSE swipes at EDGAR.)

 

 

 

 

Meow-fft! Meow-fft!

 

 

 

 

(scared)
Aaahhhhh!

(allergic)
A-a-a-choo!

(MADAME enters. EDGAR masks the Cat Wash.)

 

 

 

 

Edgar! I thought I heard Duchess and the Kittens.

 

 

 

 

Meow!

 

 

 

 

(sitting on the crate)
Oh, no, Madame... that was a-a-a-choo! That was me.

 

 

 

 

What?

 

 

 

 

I get so lonely for them sometimes, I imitate them. Um... "meow, meow... a-a-a-choo"!

 

 

 

 

I miss them, too. Meow.

 

 

 

 

Meow!

 

 

 

 

A-a-a-choo!

 

 

 

 

I thought you sneezed only when you were around the cats.

 

 

 

 

Yes, well... your impression of them was so real, it must have activated my allergies.

 

 

 

 

Oh, Edgar, I guess we both miss them so much.