Script

Audition Central: Dear Edwina JR.

Script: Kelli

EDWINA
Kelli & can you please stay in line with everyone else?

KELLI
Is it my fault that I have such high extension?

EDWINA
Lars, back in line! Kelli, watch Becky's head!

(noticing SCOTT staring at her adoringly)

And what are you staring at?

SCOTT
You're beautiful when you're angry!

EDWINA
I can't talk to you now. I'm late for a very important meeting with my set designer, lighting designer and producer.

(She runs offstage, calling)

DADDY!!!!!

KID 1
What's with her???

KID 2
Don't you remember? This is the day that SHE's coming!

KID 3
Who's "she"?

KID 4
Who's "She?"!?! The talent scout from the Kalamazoo Advice-A-Palooza Festival!

KID 5
Advice-A-Palooza?

KID 6
It's only the biggest advice-giving convention EVER!

KID 7
I thought only famous people were allowed in the Kalamazoo Advice-A-Palooza Festival.

KELLI
(Pirouetting)
Didn't you read the paper? Due to Dr. Joyce Brothers' last minute cancellation, there's one spot left. And they may fill it with local talent!

BECKY
(Cheering)
That's us!

(LARS, practicing a dance move, crashed into the wall.)

LARS
Aauuuuuuuuuuuuugh!

KELLI
That's SOME of us!