Script

Audition Central: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang JR.

Script: Child Catcher

Side 1

CHILD CATCHER

There are children in here. I can smell them.

TOYMAKER

Children in a toy shop? Don't be absurd.

CHILD CATCHER

My nose is never wrong. I can smell their blood and when I find them you will have made your last toy.

(SOLDIER 1 and SOLDIER 2 enter.)

SOLDIER 1

We've found the car - hidden under the bridge.

SOLDIER 2

The Baron wants you back at the castle immediately.

CHILD CATCHER

My nose must have been mistaken. There are no children here.

 

 

Side 2

CHILD CATCHER

Hello, kiddy widdy winkies.


(The HIDDEN CHILDREN react in horror as the CHILD CATCHER backs the HIDDEN CHILDREN towards the audience.)

I'll get you! I'll get all of you.

(now referring to the audience)

And all of you out there as well! I'll come to you when you're sleeping and I'll catch you! I will! I will! I-