Script

POTTS

Haircuts! Ladies and gentlemen, get a spiffing automatic haircut.

VIOLET

Come on Sid, you could do with a haircut.

SID

All right mate, do your worst.


(SID is wearing a bald cap with hair attached to it. POTTS places the haircutting machine on SID's head.) 


POTTS

Now just you relax sir, we'll have you done in a jiffy.

SID

It tickles.

VIOLET

Sidney, you're smoking!

SID

Turn it off! My head's on fire.

(POTTS removes the haircutting machine and the bald cap with the hair attached to it. SID is completely bald.) 


POTTS

Well sir, that's you cooked, I mean done, I mean finished.

VIOLET

Sid - you're bald as a baby's bum.

SID

I'm what? Come 'ere you -

POTTS

Sorry. I must dash -