Act One

It is seven o'clock on a Saturday night in early spring of 1929. A group of friends have gathered on Gene Gorman's front porch in Flatbush, Brooklyn. Dino sits at the piano and plays ragtime music. Artie, who is slightly older, sits on the sofa and strums a ukulele while Ray reads a newspaper. We find Ted, on the phone, attempting to set up a date with a girl who eventually turns him down while the rest of the guys laments their lack of female company on a Saturday night ("Saturday Night"). A young guy named Bobby shows up and announces that he wants to be alone in the house with his married lady friend. Gene's mother is gone, and his father is on the road. Because Bobby is a runner on Wall Street, Dino asks him his opinion on stock for Montana Chem. Gene is an order clerk with a brokerage house, and the gang is going to pool their money to buy a thousand shares on margin. As he goes inside the house, Bobby tells them to spend their money on women and to leave quickly because his woman is coming.

Hank and Celeste, a married couple a few years older than the rest of the gang, show up. When asked about their plans, they announce that they are going to the movies at the Midwood. Ray says that the gang will go with them. Celeste, thinking that five guys and one woman would look bad, suggests inviting her friend, Mildred, to come along. Although hesitant, they all eventually agree. While Celeste calls Mildred, Hank secretly adds his money to the Montana Chem pool. Celeste returns and says that Mildred will come on the condition that someone must pick her up. Ray leaves to get her. Gene, who is now dressed in a tuxedo and tails, appears. He has decided to let Bobby have the house for the evening and tells him he'll call from the corner drugstore before he comes home. The group is impressed with Gene's elegant clothes - Gene sees his clothes as a ticket to the beautiful world of Park Avenue ("Class"). The gang of friends try to pull Gene out of his fantasy, but Gene is determined to crash a high-class party at the Plaza Hotel. Celeste volunteers to press Gene's silk scarf and goes inside. The gang gives Hank's money to Gene for a cab, and Hank reminds everyone to not tell Celeste. Bobby expresses his uncertainty about Gene's stock tip, but Gene reassures them that by Saturday, they could all have a profit of 10,000 dollars. The group again agrees to invest in Montana Chem as Gene goes back in the house.

Pinhead, Gene's cousin, shows up with his car, a Pierce-Arrow. The Gang does not like Pinhead, who in turn does not like being called Pinhead. Pinhead's real name is Eugene Gorman. Pinhead has to go down to Miami to visit his wife, and he wants Gene to put his car in the garage while he is in Miami. Meanwhile, as the group prepares to leave, Ray returns with Mildred ("Delighted I'm Sure"). Gene and Pinhead leave in Pinhead's car as the others leave for the movies.

At the Plaza Hotel, we find Gene attempting to enter an exclusive party. A door attendant stops Gene at the door because he does not have a ticket. Gene tries various excuses, but the attendant does not let him in. The attendant also stops Helene, a beautiful young woman, who does not have a ticket. She begins to cry. Gene loans her his handkerchief. Helene, a young southern belle, informs Gene that she just had a fight with her fiancé. In response Gene tells her that his date developed a terrible headache, and he had to drive her home in his Pierce. Gene introduces himself as "Gene Goulding Gorman the third." Helene introduces herself as Helene Calhoun Forrester. When neither can think of anything else to say, they begin to dance together in the hallway ("Isn't It). Gene eventually suggests they go for a drive in the Pierce.

Outside of the movie house, the gang complain about the cost of cabs, hat checks, and gum. Celeste and Mildred remain inside the lobby, reflecting on their own dreams ("In The Movies").

Back at Gene's house, Bobby is relaxing on the sofa when Gene calls him from the drugstore. He is alone but pretends his lady is there. As he finishes rumpling the cushions on the sofa, the group returns from the movies. Mildred and Celeste, who are still hungry, head into the kitchen to make sandwiches. The gang is impressed with what they think Bobby did in their absence. Ray, meanwhile, tries to get money from the others to pay for the evening. Gene returns. Celeste orders everyone in the house to help with the sandwiches, and she proceeds to grill Gene on his evening. Excited, Gene tells Celeste that he met a member of an old Southern family, but will probably never see her again. Celeste volunteers to set him up with her sister, Clara.

The gang comes back out onto the porch as the phone rings. It's a girl calling for Gene. She will not give him her name, but she wants to come over to his house for a few minutes. Intrigued, Gene agrees to meet her and goes upstairs to change into something a little more comfortable. In the meantime, Bobby explains to the Gang how he seduces girls ("Exhibit A"). Afterwards, Gene returns in a silk lounging robe and sends everyone away. The mysterious girl turns out to be Helene, whose real name is Helen Fogel. She had found Gene because he had accidentally left his driver's license with her. The real Helen lives in Brooklyn and her father is in the wholesale chicken business. Gene also admits that he lied about his middle name and alma mater. However, he is playing the stock market, so he should have a couple thousand dollars by the end of the week.

Gene puts on a record; Gene and Helen sing along with it and dance together ("A Moment With You"). As they move together to kiss, the record hits a crack and scratches. Helen and Gene break apart, and they realize that the gang of friends is watching them. Gene tells her that they must see him make out or he loses face. For the gang, Gene and Helen kiss in front of a light and then turn off the light. Then, Gene helps Helen slip out the back door. On the street, Dino, Ray, Ted, and Bobby see Gene making out with Helen and lament their lack of female companionship ("Saturday Night" Reprise 1).

The next day, at a luxury apartment on Sutton Place, Mr. Fletcher, a rental agent, shows Gene and Helen the den. Gene pretends to be interested in renting the apartment. When Fletcher departs to grab the wine closet keys, Gene's friends storm the room with curiosity; they had come along for the ride. After the group scrambles off, Helen and Gene look out on the view - admiring the dream of gracious living. Suddenly, Helen lashes out and criticizes Gene for not growing up. The friends enter, squelching any possibility of the impending fight. When Mr. Fletcher returns he notifies Gene that their viewing time is up. In a stunning surprise of events, he decides to sign a lease for the expensive apartment. Helen, mortified at this spontaneous decision, reminds him that the money for the apartment's down payment is needed to buy the Montana Chem. Corp. stock. Gene declares he will borrow the money he needs.

During the next week, Gene's stock scheme starts collapsing ("Montana Chem"). He is in need of cash and on the next Saturday night, he rashly sells his absent cousin's car. Helen hates what he's done but admits to him that she loves him ("So Many People"). The couple announce their engagement to Gene's friends, all of whom, with the exception of Bobby, happily anticipate their wedding ("One Wonderful Day"). As the group is celebrating, Gene's cousin Eugene unexpectedly returns from Florida. He can't seem to find his car; when Gene lies and tells his cousin that it was stolen, Eugene calls the police!

Act Two

A week later on a Saturday night, everyone is back on the front porch in Brooklyn. The old gang is together, wondering yet again what to do ("Saturday Night [Reprise]"). Gene, however, has a lot to do on this Saturday night - he's busy being hounded by police detectives. Unluckily for Gene's cousin, the other "Eugene Gorman," he's mistaken for the Gene Gorman who went off with his friends' money, is involved with a shady stock deal, and sold his cousin's car. The police detectives mistakenly take him down to the station.

Elsewhere, Gene's two married friends, Hank and Celeste, wonder how Gene will get himself out of this mess while they reminisce of their first date ("I Remember That"). Later, that same evening, Gene and Helen go to Dakota Doran's club for a night on the town together; they try to sit back and enjoy the music ("Love's A Bond-Nightclub Blues"). However, the pressure of what's going on makes that impossible and all they do is argue. Gene tries to shoot himself with the gun Helen is carrying, not knowing that it's only a water pistol. Helen tells him that no matter what he does, she will always love him ("All For You"). Gene doesn't feel happy or relieved, only afraid that he's become a laughing stock. He runs off threatening to commit suicide.

Back at the police station Gene's friends have gathered together and pooled together their savings to help get Eugene out of jail ("That Kind Of A Neighborhood"). When Helen tells them what Gene has threatened to do, his friends enlist help from the police, who are just a little bit confused about there being two Eugene Gormans. Soon, Gene arrives...finally ready to turn himself in. By coincidence, the real estate broker for the Sutton Place apartment arrives, too! It seems that the prior tenants desperately want to keep the apartment, so Gene's deposit money will be returned to him. Gene's friends negotiate a deal with the broker: for his inconvenience, Gene will be paid double the amount he put down, which would give him enough to buy his cousin's car back. But, Gene discovers that the real estate agent's arrival was not just a coincidence. Helen had arranged for him to be there and had settled the money matter earlier. This was all a test for Gene. All he needed to do was show up at the jail and try to do the decent thing on his own! Now, more grown up, and even more in love with Helen, Gene decides to leave Wall Street for good and take a job at Helen's father's chicken plucking business.

Helen admits that she's perfectly happy with her life in Brooklyn with Gene ("What More Do I Need?"). Gene prepares to replace his cousin in jail, but the police refuse to dampen his joy; they let him go until Monday morning, when he will be able to pay the money back. As saturday night ends, everyone looks forward to what tomorrow will bring.